Don't Forget to Pay Your Gratitude Tax
In order for Britain, and in turn, Lugwaljon, to remain a profitable and attractive place for business ventures, we need your help!
The current economic crisis means tax revenue is low, and without your assistance we may be forced into charging large, profitable, and otherwise unaffected multinational corporations fair and reasonable business tax rates, as opposed to the attractively low ones we have historically advertised.
By paying a small 25% of your household income in Gratitude Tax, you can help us to continue to subsidise these companies, helping them to continue to exploit the proletariat for massive personal profit.
Remember: You're All in This Together
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