Stay Productive, Ignore the Virus, Save the Bourgeoisie



Lugwaljon Town Council have released our updated COVID 19 guidance - essential advice for all proletarian citizens.

Stay productive: It is imperative that you go to work, regardless of your current employment status.
Ignore the Virus: Proletarian citizens should ignore the virus and carry on as normal, in order to preserve the economy and protect the bourgeoisie
Save the Bourgeoisie: Continue to produce and consume as normal, in order to preserve the way of life of our economic elites

And, remember: You're All in This Together

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