Schools Reopening with Immediate Effect



Lugwaljon State schools have been ordered to reopen with immediate effect.

All proletarian children will be required to attend school for the full, extended* school day, every day.
Any parents found to be allowing their child to miss school for any reason will be fined a minimum amount of £60.


*School days will now run from 7am until 8pm, Monday to Sunday, to allow parents to compensate for lost production hours during the COVID-19 lockdown period

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